February 2012
Tanlines - Brothers (Joshua Ryan, ie Josh Topolsky...
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“My mum refused to let me have one as a child because she was convinced I would...”
– Aimee Henzie; talking about bunk beds.
I must say, I definitely do find it funny every day how facebook tries to pretend Chloe doesn’t exist by hiding anything she does
Like, if she comments on someone’s status? Don’t show her comment
Then when other people reply to her comment it’s like they’re talking to themselves and it’s just hilarious
freyaandthefairies:
chloe: the sky looks really pretty tonight.
freya: oh it does I just looked out the window its all pink and pretty.
Karl: lol yeah
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Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. And then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
SHOCK HORROR
A website that is free to use and you have no obligation to use updated it’s icons
*gasp*
I like how people are complaining literally because they’ve updated the icons a bit (they are a similar style to the mobile icons, and the mobile app will be getting an update soon anyway so the icons will probably be updated on mobile so they’re unified)
Also the sidebar seems a tiny bit different
THAT’S IT
Hot damn, tumblr, you looking fine
AHHHH!!!
edwardspoonhands:
I HAVE EXTREMELY EXCITING NEWS BUT I CANNOT SHARE IT! AHHHH!!!! I’M SO SORRY I’M SUCH A HORRIBLE TEASE. GOOD LORD, AGH!
Tomorrow morning, I think.
Oh my god
Hank, are you pregnant?
“Anal Punch Strikes Tactically Near Dable’s Prostate”
– Our Computing class’s mnemonic for remembering the 7 OSI Layers
“Also, a tip: do not ask someone out in the middle of th summer holidays via...”
– Me
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norrieaga replied to your post: norrieaga replied to your chat: Chloe: CAN I SHIP…
Why does everyone want to ship us?
1. “everyone”? Who do you mean?
2. Chloe (and Aimee) ship me with everyone, I’m not even kidding Basically anyone gets mentioned in conversation with them “I SO SHIP YOU!” They ship me with Chloe taxi driver for god’s sake
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norrieaga replied to your chat: Chloe: CAN I SHIP YOU AND CORRY? Me: NO Chloe:…
What? I….I don’t know what to say. I just. What?
This was the time one of your friends said on twitter “Who’s this Karl guy? Your boyfriend?”
Chloe saw and wanted to ship us
Yep
Chloe: CAN I SHIP YOU AND CORRY?
Me: NO
Chloe: fiiineeee :(
Sorry just being sappy and scrolling through old...
Me: Cats need to learn english. It's hard trying to be like "MEOW!" "What do you want?" "......MEOW"
Chloe: You mean you DON'T speak cat?
Me: Sorry I took German instead
Chloe: amateur!
To be fair, the last conversation we had, which she seems to have based the whole ignoring-then-blocking-then-deciding-we’re-not-friends thing on, was at like half past midnight
People should not listen to what I say at half past midnight
Oh
Just realised it’s now been over 3 weeks since me and Chloe had an actual conversation
Wow
Productivity levels have severely dropped in the last hour or so
Scottish names suck
Seriously, there’s at least 4 people I’ve been mispronouncing their names
Bloody hell
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norrieaga replied to your post: norrieaga replied to your post: Seriously I don’t…
It’s supposed to be said C-aw-ray, people always say C-oh-ree. I don’t mind so much if they’re American, they can’t ever say it right.
Wait…how?
The two “r“‘s make it seem like it’s C-oh-ree
Oops…
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norrieaga replied to your post: Seriously I don’t think anyone has ever spelled my…
God, everyone spells my name with an “ie” instead of a “y”. Even people on Facebook, where my name is RIGHT NEXT TO WHERE THEY’RE TYPING! My name is also constantly pronounced wrong.
This is why I’m making all my usernames “karlfranks” so everyone knows my name
Also, how can you...
Seriously I don’t think anyone has ever spelled my name right if they just ask me “First name?” “Karl”
I honestly hate my name since the majority of people called Carl/Karl (especially in the UK, US, etc) have it spelled with a C
So EVERY time I have to tell someone my name I have to have either say “It’s Karl, Karl with a K” or correct them if they ask “How do you spell that?”
One of the advantages of having a popular, general name like Paul or Tom is no-one will...
“I have trouble saying the word “Paul”
– Paul Miller
“The Vergecast: using the freshest, hottest tech to reach out and touch a...”
– Description of the latest Vergecast episode
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I shit you not, Nutella Merchandise →
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Me: One day someone will invent a job where you just sit on tumblr or twitter all day
Me: ONE DAY
Jen: Sorry but imagine how perfect that would be omg I want that job so bad
I'm gonna rock your body 'til Canada Day